Jesus Chirst

I wish some people would just leave me alone and stop sending me the most awkward texts XD.

take a hinttt >.<

My friend got pulled over yesterday with a few buddies and I in the car.

The cop wanted to search the car, but my friend handled it well and asked if we were free to go, we were so we just left.

In another universe somewhere, that cop searched that car.

....but then again, in another universe the cop could have partied with us.

This is a strange world we live in.